Some things are never seen by themselves.
iterate birthdays in October. Seagulls. Regrets after a night out. Ryan Lynch‘s Disney tees.👕🏰
Griswolds, hold the Lynch family’s beer. You see, with Anaheim and Tokyo already under their belt 🇺🇸🇯🇵, and the Melbourne/Brisbane cruise just ahead 🚢🇦🇺, they’re set to clinch the enviable ‘Holy Trinity’: three continents, three Disney parks, one Epic Family Flex™. And matchy-matchy Disney tees for all, naturally.
Sure, Ryan’s wardrobe is an ode to family fashion unity but make no mistake: he’s a hardened DIY… delegator 🛠️ Rumour is, his backyard reno was so hands-off, he got calluses from all the pointing. 👈👇👉👆
Jokes aside, he did us a solid by having it ready to host all our iterate summer gatherings. We’ll wrap them up early, though. Coach Ryan needs to be fresh for his Saturday morning mini cricketers 🏏👶 Suspecting he’s the kind of dad cookie-cutters are modeled after? Same.
And did we mention he’s punching out 80km+ weekend rides? 🚴♂️💨 Move over Michael Boyd there’s a new Primary MAMIL in the office. Sleek. Aerodynamic. Ready for action.
Ryan’s getting things done while keeping it fun 🎉 His recipe is simple but potent: mood-lifting banter, a laugh that fixes everything and organisational skills tighter than his snappy cycling kit.
On that note, time to loosen things up with a toast.
Lynchy, let’s raise a glass of something tasty—tequila 🥃, your fancy yuzu liquor 🍋, or maybe both? It’s 9am Tuesday on the internet, anything goes. Happy birthday and bottoms up! 🎂🥂
