🪞👀 Somewhere out there, 2019 Ryan Lynch is filing a copyright claim.
And honestly, he has grounds. Because what’s unfolded here isn’t just another iterate haircut, it’s a clear violation of the natural aging process.🧑⚖️📄
It’s also the footnote to a bigger story. One about a man capable of handling the admin load of a medium-sized nation, who once pedalled 145 kilometres of coastline voluntarily. A full-stack human, optimised for efficiency, endurance and celebration. ⚙️💪🥂
Certainly, if Rocktober had a captain, it’d be Ryan 🤴🎸—the month bends around him. Someone so upbeat it’s architectural. When he leaves the office, the ceiling sags and the walls slouch. Even the plants droop, refusing to photosynthesise.
And soon, the Ashes will beckon, calling the lads of iterate north to the Gabba 🧳🏏 The rest of the workplace? Left no choice but to survive on residual Ryan. A low buzz of optimism, laced with the lingering afterglow of calm precision. Diluted, sure, but it’ll do. 🛟
🎉🎈Happy birthday, Lynchy: Rocktober essential, year-round phenomenon.
