Spaghetti, pineapple, and prosciutto walk onto a pizza. This isn’t the start of a questionable joke—it’s lunchtime with Hannah Campbell, our one-year veteran. 🍕🥳 What kind of mind orchestrates such culinary rebellion?
The same one that:
💁♀️ Takes event planning to flawless heights. (Exhibit A. Programmable.)
💁♀️ Makes “Contractor Care” feel like an understatement and an art form.
💁♀️ Transformed our client data into holy spreadsheet scripture.
💁♀️ Tamed our complex, clunky frenemy, SAP Fieldglass.
And Hannah does it all with a smile. The kind of smile that probably makes automatic doors open a little faster. Got her extra dessert as a toddler, and out of detention as a teen.
For this organisational icon, Whittaker’s is the performance-enhancer of choice. After 12 months, we can attest to its efficacy. But let us be clear: we say this from atop the Tony’s Chocolonely hill we long ago chose to die on. Confectionery rivalries are sacred. 🍫⚔️ That said, when your opponent boxes🥊 thrice weekly, it’s wise to make these small concessions.
Happy 1 year work anni, Hans! 🎉 Upend our pizza paradigms all you like—clearly, we’re too dazzled by everything else to file a report with the food police.
#workanniversary #teamiterate
